I'm so excited to be a part of this year's Bowl-a-Thon; it's going to be great.
They told me to say that. I HATE BOWLING. I LOOK LIKE A FOOL.
Every year, I drink enough beer so that I don't care how I look as I bowl.
I care deeply about reproductive rights.
Throw a couple of bucks towards my fundraising goal, and I will be sure to post my humiliation. Money/mouth. Every bit helps.